Jump

The beginning the very start

You shouldve said that from the jump

by Cracksmkrsbbystter October 2, 2025

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

Bungee Jump

An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.

My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.

by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020

Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.

Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!

by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jump in the tank

Take a shower

I’m rey jump in the tank

by Yk I got the answers July 8, 2023

Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011