Jordan 

that gay asian

"Look at that Jordan over there"

Jordan by EJ The DJ February 28, 2019

jordan 

Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.

Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha

jordan by jewowner March 7, 2019

Jordan 

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k

Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too

Jordan by User728273 March 9, 2019

jordan 

A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.

Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!

jordan by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019

jordan 

Jordan is an absolute mad lad, he is extremely good looking, a sex machine and an allround a great person.

That guy over there is such a jordan

jordan by Flippin55 March 12, 2019

Jordan 

A down to earth twaker from the country south twack pack. He is understanding and has a good heart. He sticks up for those he cares about and loves to tweak on bikes and sound systems. He enjoys fishing and spending his moments trying to be positive and happy for no one but himself. He is a troubled soul with many struggles and pain on his shoulders but strong willed

with a huge heart and hes smarter than he leads on to be. Dont let him fool you. He knows he is destined to be great. He is funny and a smidge of a Dick sometimes but all around a very good person to call your friend.

Jordan is the one guy who wears captain potato capes at your local party.

Jordan by Thisisforgiggles March 14, 2019

Jordanweatherman 

Dumbass

An undeducated, idiot is also known as a jordanweatherman

Jordanweatherman by Webster.org March 18, 2019