jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

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jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018

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Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.

My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.

by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018

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german rizz

Bro(of german decent) got that w jizz

by atorpyx May 15, 2023

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Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.

Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

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noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.

“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021

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