eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

Dirt Muncher

Nasty girls from Wainfleet.

You’re such a city slicker, you’re such a dirt muncher!

by $hiu(87 November 7, 2021

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

dirtted

coined by the illustrious Art F. in the early ninties in the hamlet of Sherburne New York...it means to have fallen opon a bad circumstance.

I fell of my bike and pierced my balls on a sharp stick....I dirtted, or I dirtted when didnt use a rubber on that East Pharsalia chick she gave me the crabs and now she is pregnant.

by CDGdezznuts July 29, 2006

dirt chink

Another name for nigger.

Look at that dirt chink

by JMC46 August 3, 2018

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013

dirt-friendly

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.

Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.

by felixh March 15, 2017