Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.
by Excrushman November 08, 2020
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Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
My half-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
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Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.
Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.
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Chuckle for a Second

(verb phrase)
/ˈchəkəl fər ə ˈsekənd/

Definition:
A brief, involuntary laugh-like reaction triggered by something so absurd, delusional, or unserious that full laughter isn’t warranted—but you simply can’t help yourself. Usually accompanied by an eye roll, a sharp exhale through the nose, or a knowing smirk.

Often used when someone says something so confidently wrong that your only response is internal amusement with a side of “be serious.”
“He said ‘I’m an empath’ right after causing a scene. I chuckled for a second and sipped my drink.”
“I didn’t even argue back. Just chuckled for a second and blinked.”
“He said astrology isn’t real but god talks to him through parking spots, and I just had to chuckle for a second.”
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Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.
Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.
by MarioFan171 July 25, 2024
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