shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

Forever bed

A term used for babie/children’s coffin to bring comfort to their family

Sleep tight in your forever bed Isaac Jakob

by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020

in bed with

having sex with.

"I caught him in bed with another woman"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.

Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer

by Synapzz January 26, 2022

Bed

Playing more titanfall 2

Pelmi should go to bed.

by Korenav August 15, 2021

bedded

to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state

man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me

by james beverly II December 24, 2022

Bed Bunny

A "Bed Bunny" refers to a woman who stays in bed all day ready for her man to come home and have "fun" in the bedroom, typically in return for small or large treats, rewards and aftercare. Similar to a "Pillow Princess"

"Oh yeah she's my little Bed Bunny... and I spoil her rotten...."

by Bed Bunny June 25, 2025