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Hipsterectomy

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.
I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!
by Dr Texas June 8, 2015
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HYPSter

A self-righteous acronym for anyone who gets into the Holy Trinity of Ivy League universities (plus one extra):

Harvard
Yale
Princeton
Stanford

A person who is a HYPSter is probably brilliant but crazy.
This word is a close cousin of the widely-used acronym on College Confidential, HYPS.
Damn, the valedictorian got into all the Ivies and Stanford!! What a HYPSter.
by LeahVanessa September 24, 2010
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Hipstery

a) to possess qualities emulating that of the hipster crop. see also; deuschery, vagrantery, and posery.
b) a word describing the begginig qualities of the "Hipster Invasion" of a given neighborhood.
a) "We're really worried about our friend Frank... we think he's getting a little too hipstery since moving to Williamsburg... intervention?"
b) "with the opening of the 77 Cafe, and the flocks of flannel shirted, messenger bagged, trendy young folk, Jackson Heights is getting to be a little too hipstery for my tastes."
by matt and diana February 26, 2010
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hopster

An individual who has defined taste in mainstream pop consumerism.

In direct opposition with "hipsters" who thrive on terms like "independant" "artistic" "self-expression" "different" , the hopster lies at the core of the mass media and enjoys to be defined as "commercial" "popular" or even "sell out".
"At the Justin Bieber concert there was tons of tweens, but also a few hopsters." - Nightlife Journalist

"I hate those hopsters, always talking loudly about shitty beer ads when we try to discuss art." - A random passerby heard in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
by Jimonesco October 21, 2010
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secret hipsters

A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.
Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.

Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.

Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters
by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012
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Hipsters

People who have lots of money...Correction, people who have parents with lots of money. They go into "urban" Neighborhoods because they have culture and personality and the hipsters want to appear "hip" and "cool" to all of their rich friends. not really understanding that when they move in the rent goes up and the "average Joe's" have to move out. Sending the Average Joe's into a crime infested neighborhood. Hipsters usually walk around with their nose in the air thinking they are better than everybody assuming that all human beings are "puppets in a big puppet show" when really they are making themselves look even more vapid and clueless....Now due to the economy they are sucking the very tit of humanity they once looked down upon.
Average Joe: long day working at two jobs. Time to tuck the kids in and relax...

Note on the door: *rent went up. Now pay $1000*

Average Joe: What? how can this be? I can barely make rent now and I don't want to move into the ghetto. (turns head)

Hipster (sipping a latte chatting with rich friend): Well, I decided to move here because it has so much culture and the people here are my muse I mean, ever since I moved in I have just been creating art work after crappy art work! I certainly wouldn't have had any inspiration at 740 park avenue,Manhattan.

Average Joe: I don't understand. Those Hipsters can afford the most expensive Apartment building in New York, But they decide to move here?
by debbiedowner July 12, 2009
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Hipsters

Hipsters are pretentious assholes who like attention and dress strange. Go to williamsburg brooklyn (Hipsterville) to see
by Mental R January 25, 2010
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