eating the crust first

the opposite of slay.

omg she's eating the crust first
idk if I want to be friends with her anymore
that's so weird

by slaymacbeth March 14, 2022

mule eating briars

Grinning from ear to ear, displaying all your teeth, much like a mule eating briars would look. Not to be confused with a shit eating grin.

Shirley came out of her alimony hearing lokkin like a mule eating briars.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.

Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days

by tcasey70 October 24, 2011

eat me out

"Who wants to eat me out" Promo for billies new album "happier than ever"

"Who wants to eat me out " -billie eilish 2021

by Bilsxltiddies July 2, 2021

Dont eat me

When someone is getting really aggravated at you over something either big or small you could tell them not to eat you. Can be used in the same context as saying dont have a heart attack but instead tell them "Dont eat me". Or if someone is getting really mad at someone that you know you could tell them not to eat the person.

Also is best used with a "calm down" preceding it.
such as calm down dont eat me

Jomar: Why are we here? I hate this place!
Jacob: Calm down, dont eat me!

Jomar: What the fuck are you doing?!?!?
Jacob: OMG dont eat me...

by nomecomer December 19, 2009

Second Hand Eating

When you eat other people's food but you wouldnt have bought the food yourself

Hey Billy forget the second-hand smoke, your Second Hand Eating is gonna kill ya!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003