Dude-Javi-Bro

A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.
Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.

Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
by Chadbro April 15, 2008
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foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right
by hiwelcometohollister May 01, 2018
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cya later dude

showing your distaste towards someone, or wanting a person to leave the group or area, you dont want that person around you. can also use the persons name instead of dude.
a circle of friends are talking
brady walks up to the circle
so john says cya later dude.
by John(Fungalkhan) February 22, 2011
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'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.
by Chuck Bass fan February 06, 2010
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Declaration of the total disregard of any and all consequence(s) for the events to follow succeeding this phrase
Larry: “Medicare for All, are you kidding me? You want government controlled medicine?”

Hasan: (chuckling) “Hell yeah”

Larry: “You’re insane”

Hasan: “Fuck it dude, I’m sayin’ it... America deserves free healthcare!”
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When a goose thinks he is ultimately right even above all others including 1A-1 himself.
Josh: Do you want to help the community or yourself?
Shiv: Are you fucking braindead dude? Myself
Val: CHOCOLATE!!!!
by GOOSESTEP9000 November 17, 2018
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dude just trust me

A typically sarcastic response to someone who has made a bold claim, but has no proof to back it up.
*playing among us*

blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me
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