Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

Northrup Disease

A disease that infects employees of northrup Grumman, symptoms include bragging about making large amounts of money and constantly talking about thier security clearances, also telling people the work they do is top secret.

Northrup Disease, Hey mom I got another security clearance, I’m top secret

by Adolfo $$$$ January 11, 2021

devils disease

when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty

“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”

by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021

Bush Disease

When you go into the military, and get discharged and go completely insane

Did you hear about John, he got Bush disease.

by valitelxxx January 20, 2022

A.N.D Disease

A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya

Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!

by swaggy v February 25, 2022

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD)

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.

"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"

by Tobbis January 17, 2024