interview date

A realistic first date.

Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-

Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?

Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.

Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.

by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021

Down To Cuck Fam Date Me

When Austin Dickey on an episode of the dickeydines show tried to guess what dtcfdm meant.
This sentence means absolutely nothing.

Jared : DTCFDM
Austin : Down to cuck fam date me

by Pogabear December 21, 2016

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter

She went on an over-the-counter date

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Date

Required quality time prior to sex

You're so hot, I'd love to take you on a date.

by ITExec September 15, 2020

AJ's date

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AJ's date to formal is REDACTED

by ajklein_07 February 23, 2022

Date

When 2 people like eachother just date do it do it now no balls u won’t

“I like you let’s date” “okay”

by Lickme April 16, 2021

doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022