Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...

Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL

by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021

Dan Quayle

A former Vice President who avoided the Vietnam War draft by joining the Indiana National Guard. He embarrassed George Bush by his unbelievably idiotic remarks. One such case was that he panned the popular TV show 'Murphy Brown' because the FICTIONAL main title character (portrayed by Candace Bergen) had an adulterous affair. It was 'against Family Values' in his book. He was too stupid to realize that it was just a comedic (with a little drama) FICTIONAL TV show, not 'encouraging' anything. A stuck-up spoiled immature dum-dum boy. A moron.

After George Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton in 1992, he stated that he was going to retire to be a full time grandpa, and write his memoirs. They came out nearly 9 years later. He's had a colorful illustrious life and many changes occurred during his 8 years as Reagan's Vice President and 4 as President. As for having Dan Quayle as his Vice President; all he wrote was, 'My God! What was I thinking?!!'.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2024

Dan

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024

Dan

This is a guy who loves 1 girl named DANAYA

Damn dan sexy asf frfr

by Yo Boy Danny February 16, 2019

Dan Thompson Exit

When you leave a discord call suddenly, or with no explanation

"Sam did a Dan Thompson exit right there"

by CactusInPot September 11, 2020

dan chua

The kindest man you can find on earth. He has a GREAT personality and is a very patient guy and is very accommodating. He has the cutest smile and laugh that would make you feel so happy and secure when you’re around him. He never fails to put in his best in whatever he does and is extremely hardworking and diligent. Whenever you look into his eyes you feel extremely happy that could almost drive you crazy. Dan is also an artistic person and has a great sense of colours and design. Dan also has the most charming smile and face that could give you butterflies instantly. However, he could be slightly shy around people but never fails to give you a sense of security when with him. He is definitely a one of a kind and you should never let him go.

person A “who is that guy he is super patient to the people around him and i feel safe with him”

person B “that’s definitely a person called Dan Chua!”

by smileysmiley November 23, 2021

Dimmer Dan

A cripple who is commonly found doing minor tasks (ie operating a dimmer board) and almost always ends up eating his own dick.
Usually a racist, sexist, WASP who is so angry with his life that he takes it out on everyone else

Dude, quit being a Dimmer Dan and let that brother alone!

by Josh Whittaker November 29, 2007