crack the pepper

When you get a 2 handed blow job or hand job, it looks like they're using a pepper shaker.

Man I hooked up with Shelby last night! She really knows how to crack the pepper!

by Richie C. January 21, 2016

crack-tarded

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).

'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!

by baby's mama July 20, 2011

Crack a rim

to pop your dudes ass cherry!

you really know how to crack a rim bro!

by jeffrey effrey March 16, 2007

crack a fat

to achieve an erection

jak couldn't crack a fat! how embarassing

by shitface1234567890 May 6, 2011

crack chicken

The chicken burgers that Wendy's makes, usually reffering to the spicy chicken burger. Any food from Wendy's can be reffered to as crack. The slang comes from the addictive quality of Wendy's food.

"Lets go and get some crack chicken, I'm going into withdrawal!"
"Good idea... so addictive."

by senna_trem September 25, 2005

crack a fat

to obtain an erection, or hard on

dont crack a fat over her cuz she will look like her mother in 10 years

by beccabee charmer May 8, 2008

crack deal

Noun.

A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.

$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.

by frank carter April 21, 2007