Perfect cock

A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock

Holy shit well look at that cock

It looks like a banana

Psh it’s the perfect cock

by Dominic makes me cum February 17, 2021

Cock vinegar

The pungent residue which remains upon the cock following sexual intercourse with an actor/actress who has performed both a matinee and an evening theatrical performance without bathing in between performances.(aka- two show pussy)

"ooo child, I need to shower off this cock vinegar cuz the bitch was skank and the show was 'CATS'"

by King Monstansir October 25, 2009

Cock Moth

A female who participates in sexual intercourse, on a more than socially acceptable basis.

Darren: Hey mate i got with that Belinda chick last night, she's a mad root.

Thomo: mate, you know she's a bloody cock moth.

Darren: Really?

Thomo: Yeah bud, she's rooted half of Kingston..

Darren: Well i won't go down on here next time then, hey?...

by Con Karakatsanis November 30, 2011

Cock Twitch

A cock twitch is when a man gets a sudden surge of horniness.

Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress

Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet

Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave

Guy: That just made my cock twitch

by Koala_roo August 31, 2017

Cock Wound

A severe wound inflicted upon the penis.

Sebastian stuck his wiener in the gloryhole while I was taking a dump. I karate kicked it so hard that he now has a severe cock wound.

by underneathyourmom May 18, 2010

cock jacket

Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.

"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"

"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"

by Gruber January 1, 2008

titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.

1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK

by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018