Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Cause for Pause

A red flag that you see early on in a relationship that makes you push the "pause" button.

Bonnie: "I called him babe and he FREAKED out."
Betsy: "Yeah that's a #causeforpause..."

See Tay Allyn's music vid "cause for pause"

by inthewholeworld July 14, 2014

Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.

"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."

by Duke of Deerfield September 18, 2017

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

Closet Case

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021

Closedverse Rehost

A gay ass social network based on another gay social network named Closedverse made by a pedophile, based off Miiverse, the gayest social network EVER.

This Closedverse Rehost looks like shit.
You are gay if you're using a Closedverse Rehost.

by Rixys July 26, 2021

Ethel-clause friend

Someone you hang out with because they make you feel thinner and more glamorous than you really are.

Comes from the legend that "I Love Lucy" sidekick Ethel Vance was contractually obligated to remain 20 pounds overweight.

My sister loves to call me when my life's a train wreck. I'm her Ethel-clause friend.

by Traci S. October 24, 2007