down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

Nah, I'm not Chinese.

1.Something you say, interrupting or just saying after, when you don't want to hear what the person is saying.2. Another definition is to say it in order to confuse stupid people. A way of rejection.

Conversation:
Jenny-"So yesterday I was totally getting hit on..."
Ashley-(interrupting)"Nah I'm not Chinese."
Example 2:
Jordan-"Wanna go out sometime?"
Maddy-"Nah, I'm not Chinese."

by kandygirl425 May 15, 2009

Inverted Chinese Yo Yo

A sexual position where a man is seated and he takes a women and turns her upside down where her head is facing his dick. He then forces her to deep throat him and he then spins her around while she is deep throating him

a variation of a blowjob

I had the best inverted chinese yo yo yesterday. better than a normal blow job

by Kyle the Ginger December 28, 2009

The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.

I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.

by AKsteve April 28, 2011

Reverse Chinese Lily Pad

When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.

"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!

by freekie352 February 21, 2013

the chinese pug

During sex in the doggy style position, put all your weight on the girls back forcing her face into the bed resulting in a sound similar to a pug snorting

Last night I gave my girl the Chinese pug. I never laughed so hard during sex in my life

by The Chinese Pug August 2, 2017

Built Chinese

When someone who aint asian is built like an asian. Or you just ugly as fuck and not asian, it goes both ways

Bruh Ms. Smith really built chinese

by Disdickitty6912 January 22, 2019