Captain Blackhook

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.

captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.

by runnyass March 12, 2011

Captain Clark

The captain of a highly regarded administration team. She is famous for the quote "My Team" and uses this where possible. She is a very hard working team captain and wears an arm band similar to soccer players to show who the captain of the side is.

Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.

"My team should now be doing what I say" said Captain Clark

by Wholian Assange April 8, 2011

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

Captain Jackswallows

A derogatory term for a faggot who has taken on the persona of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from those gay pirate movies.

(Southerner) "Hey whats with the monkey Captain Jackswallows?"

(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."

by SweetDee! November 23, 2011

Captain Jack's Crew

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.

Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."

by death the fox September 2, 2011

captainking1

The greatest funky snooker/pool player that ever lived no one can do it like him, his sheer charm and sexiness dazzles the opponent as he strikes forth!

captainking1 is such a beast!!

by Sudan Rocks1 October 17, 2011

Captain Ioway

Captain Ioway can save the world with he help of his pig, Blue Boy, and hius sidekick, Korn Kid. He is the greatest superhero that ever lived. He is from Ioway. When he is not saving the world, he enjoys spending time with the Frake family and adding sugar to his wife's mincemeat.

Look! It's Captain Ioway to the rescue!

by statefair December 29, 2011