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Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition
Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022
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baby beans

the topmost layer of fat, in between the dermis and the subcutaneous tissue. typically used by people on a strange side of twitter.
"I hit baby beans, guys!"
by armerdilla April 3, 2022
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Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
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Cool beans

Popularized in the 2010's by Urban teens in Palm Beach county and South Florida Area

Meaning sounds good or can be used in the sarcastic way as well
Hey Jesse the food is ready ! Sam replied "cool beans"
by MichaelSmith26262626 May 11, 2022
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Heavy beans

That drink is heavy beans
by Daviesollie May 14, 2022
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Sly Beans

A phrased used when something is considered sneaky and/or malicious.
Jane: “I just nicked a traffic cone

Hannah: “That’s sly beans that”
by UndeadArmy1987 May 15, 2022
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cheese beans mom

your can use your pumpkin pickle pie to make cheese beans mom for any special occasion
by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022
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