take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

You smell badder

when somebody smells really bad

guy1: "you smell badder"
guy2: "no u"

by 11101001010111 May 22, 2019

big bad is baddest big?

A great conversation starter, For all those who like theoretical.

me: big bad is baddest big?
you: no
me: why?
you: because of this this and that

etc

by pp overlord February 6, 2020

liam but if he was badder

a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.

"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."

"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"

by super mysterious shadow lurker April 27, 2025