When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable
When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
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Get the Hard attack mug.A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.
Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.
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It has also been known to have the connotation that you should beat someone and rob their unconscious body.
It has also been known to have the connotation that you should beat someone and rob their unconscious body.
Person 1: I have to choose between something I want to do and something I feel that I have to do.
Person 2: Attack the piñata, man!
Person 2: Attack the piñata, man!
by Belongs In The Trash September 27, 2019
Get the Attack The Piñata mug.A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
Get the Heart Attack Goalie mug.This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
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Get the Shart Attack mug.When you are having sex you can pull a Komodo dragon attack. This is when you erect your penis to full, then spew your cum all over your room. This will assert dominance over your opponents.
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