i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

Bed bug

SHe's the bottom bitch

Man did u see that bitch straight bed bug from hell.

by 08badgirlgonegood2316 April 19, 2020

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010

jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016

Sexy bed

Two people beginning with R&A are really loud in class smooching and have sex anywhere

They always are doing sexy bed

by Gay boo April 12, 2020

Let the bed bugs bite

A metaphor

Yo what is let the bed bugs bite??

A metaphor

by CreationTail July 21, 2023