Wank-Fu

The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.

Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.

by MrAubergine March 19, 2014

Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 2, 2015

nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.

Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019

Wholesome Wank

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.

This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn

A good wholesome wank is basically confessions for atheists.

by The ideal God May 27, 2018

bro wank

When 2 friends get today and watch porn and wank

Wanna have a bro wank

by Sexy wanker September 12, 2017

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017