stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.

"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"

by Penbutt er September 6, 2018

Shark check

when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.

Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.

by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018

Shark eye

What a chick looks like when she looks up at you sideways, as she's giving you head.

Joey : Damn, the head from Stacy last night was bomb!

Mike: Yeah, she was giving you the ol' shark eye?

by lane3192 May 14, 2018

Rough Shark

Someone small and insignificant that lives in the shadows and PROBABLY eats small fish.

I was quite the rough shark back in High School. I had no friends and my dorsal fin was two times the size of my pectoral fin.

by Spergosaur April 16, 2018

Hungry Shark

Colloquialism for someone with a vagina being horny. Referencing how vaginas can have a “fishy” smell.

Guy #1: So how was your date?

Guy #2: She was a hungry shark. I stepped in her apartment and I was inside her in seconds. She swallowed me up.

by Schlinky August 10, 2022