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your mom

the woman who every single person on xbox live banged
i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her
by jbur23 March 8, 2015
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your mom

Is gay.
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your face

Joe - Why am I single.
Mama - Your face.
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Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.
Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.
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your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.
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Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.
Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.
by mister83e February 4, 2015
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