Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )

Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!

by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023

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Window

Something you cant see ur ugly motherfucking face in because it is see thru

Its a window

by Urmom696988 March 29, 2023

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Window

a way to quickly jump from the 2nd floor the ground level

i'm going to jump out the window *jumps out window*

by TheRealLordHelix April 4, 2023

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Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.

Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.

by leo_sk October 12, 2023

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Window Shopping

When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything

"Quit window shopping Jessica"

by Sebbyboiishot October 21, 2023

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Blowverton Window

The range of sexual/kinky topics that is acceptable to be discussed in mainstream society at any given time. Like the political Overton Window, but for kink.

In the 2000's, foot fetishes crept into the Blowverton Window as more and more people became comfortable discussing this particular kink in mainstream society.

by Billy M Buttlicker January 7, 2024

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