Wet Wipe

When Edo won’t go on go-ape

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.

by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021

Wet Minute

A seemingly long but still short time spent waiting, typically in an uncomfortable scenario.

I was stood outside for a wet minute and it was freezing!

by wetT January 6, 2022

Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend

Shut up u wet wipe

by Randomroady July 23, 2019

Wet Skin

A condition you may come across called Wet Skin is caused after your skin comes in contact with a steaming hot paste called cum. So, if your stepbrother points out your Wet Skin after a hookup with your boss, you better be ready for him to ask if he can join next time.

“Yeah, my stepbrother found my wet skin and wants to know who donated.”
“Moist.”

by warmwater November 18, 2021

wet millie

When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.

I gave my girlfriend a wet millie after I took a very watery shit.

by Fartphrodite January 30, 2018

Wet line

Snorting a broken down Shot of heroin with water or alcohol

If you can't find a vein do a wet line

by Morro head August 21, 2022

Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022