Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz
by beanymandem December 17, 2010
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Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.
Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.
by Wamba September 16, 2003
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Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^
"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me
by Dave August 15, 2004
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When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk
Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!
by Loppytits November 14, 2014
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two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.
Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
by 69manlovetits January 12, 2011
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have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"
by Reggie Regg November 25, 2003
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This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
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