turkey glibber

A person who steals food off your plate when you aren't looking.

I could have sworn I had four tater tots before I turned around. You are such a turkey glibber!

by FireLily April 27, 2004

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turkeybutthead

A complete retard, generally someone that does not have a clue.

God, that person is such a turkeybutthead!

by Alec James December 4, 2005

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turkey whacker

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

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Turkey Wing

Pulling and twisting a girls arms towards you, using them as leverage while having sex with a girl in the Doggy Style Position.

I put that bitch in the turkey wing last night when i was fuckin her. She couldn't move.

by JNEG February 28, 2009

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while performing cunnilingus move the tip of your tongue up and down fast on the tip of the clitoris and make a high pitched sound. It will either sound like a turkey call or an indian on the war path.

The rapid tongue movement and the high pitched vibration will make your woman kick you in the back of the head.... with "both" heels.

Performing this act without making the sound is not turkey calling, its cunnilingus

She was fine until I started turkeycalling her and she kicked me in the back of the head......with both heels.

I told the neighbors that I had lost my turkey

by kokonut September 1, 2009

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