A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.
Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.
by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

A sexual act. Consume an egg salad sandwich from a gas station. Immediately after your partner reaches climax grab a double fistfull of hair, jump on your partner's back, and stradle them. Continue by laying down a massively nasty steamer all over her back, while making the "choo choo" noise.
I know she stole 30 bucks from me, so last night when we were having our break up sex, I gave her a chocolate chicken train.
by TheKenTaylor August 9, 2006

When four males have buttsex and its like the human centipede, but the guy at the very front is dressed as a vampire.
by EliReyes16 October 18, 2012

by Reee700000 December 22, 2018

"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"
"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"
"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"
by Twisted Fixtures July 31, 2007

The many famous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie,Paris Hilton etc. who are in almost every gossip magazine (US Weekly, GL, Pop Star..and others. I don't really read these mags) telling us day after day the outrageous things they do. Last year, 2006, the biggest train wreck girl seemed to be Britney Spears, what with dropping baby Sean Preston, driving with her baby on her lap, and other things these magazines want us to believe. Short form/abbreviation of the word: TWG.
C: Wow, Britney was a really big train wreck girl last year. Did you hear she dropped baby Sean Preston on his head?
S: Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan's the TWG this year. She's already had like three crotch slips!
S: Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan's the TWG this year. She's already had like three crotch slips!
by natlane January 8, 2007

When your boyfriend aka "The Fox" has sex with you for over an hour. It's like a train was happening but with only one person.
by Pinksyringes June 23, 2014
