Windows 10

An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.

Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!

by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021

book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it

im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge

by LuluJ02 January 19, 2009

Window Cookie

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.

Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.

by arceebee February 20, 2021

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023

National throw Taja through the window day!

This day is just to take revenge. Good luck.

Taja you can run but you can't hide cause its National throw Taja through the window day!

by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019

staying out the Window

Not using something

I’m not on my phone I’m staying out the window

by Jay Robert July 10, 2022