Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Face Card

A 100 dollar bill

Mandem 1: Fam how much were your kicks bro?
Mandem 2: A Face Card and a half
Mandem 2: 150?
Mandem 1: yup

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 17, 2019

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

by shabangabang February 14, 2008

Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

[Title Card]

A word used when referring to the hit television show, Title Card.

Man, this drink was so good I feel Title Card!

by ThisIsAnUrbanDictionaryAccount April 17, 2025

STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 April 24, 2014