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Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.
Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)
FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark
by Toji? December 12, 2024
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Pink Shark

(n.) A sex act in which one makes a shark head hand puppet with index and middle fingers forming the top of the mouth and ring and pinky fingers forming the bottom and fingering a semen filled menstruating vagina and an anus with the shark head making a chomp chomp motion and thrashing the head around. The froth generated from the semen mixed with the menstrual blood makes a markedly pink froth such as sharks produce during a feeding frenzy. This act performed on a non semen filled and menstruating vagina is known as the muddy shark or two in the pink two in the stink.
Allison was on the rag so after Josh creampied her a little too fast he decided to cheer her up with a Pink Shark.
by PurpleFaeDragon March 8, 2024
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Shark

by sfgbnbn March 20, 2023
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hungry shark

the best man you could meet. meet a person named that or their user name, don’t pass off them. they will be there with you 24/7
Damn hungry shark is so caring and loving. wish i had a guy like him irl.
by JoJombaJuice November 29, 2021
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So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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french shark

A shark that loves sand, and his country.
"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"
by Croggor July 25, 2022
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