The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.

Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”

by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018

Pulse Pee

The colour of your urine changes after a day due to drinking too much pulse.

Girl 1: Jamie drank so much on the weekend, most of it was pulse.
Girl 2: Haha she must have major pulse pee now!

by fear-of-shorts January 25, 2009

pee girl

(Also wee girl)

A girl that is whimsical and preppy that she doesnt have friends

You see Laya? That right here is a pee girl.

by Moto. November 24, 2025

pee

puppy eye emoji

was made cause someone didn't have 🥺

emoji on their laptop

person 1: you're so cute
person 2: *pee*

by ihatemathok August 14, 2021

pee wee

if you have this you should see a doctor as when you have this you will piss a lot of blood

i went to the doctorfor my constant pee wees

by suddenly pinnaples February 18, 2022

Pee Pee

What Jeffy from SML calls his penis.

Jeffy: Watch me smack my pee pee
Mario: Jeffy stop doing that or you're grounded
Jeffy: Why

by NonsenseRoaster June 25, 2025