by Green Eggs September 26, 2015
 Get the Second-hand Coolmug.
Get the Second-hand Coolmug. The ‘cool’ and ‘funny’ kids are generally high schoolers (British) between the age of 11 and 16. They are usually the loudest person in the class, and don’t have a sense of dignity or class, looking as ‘cool’ as possible in the process. They try to be the ‘Class Clown’ and get all of the attention, both good or bad. They are sometimes seen smoking, doing drugs, mentioning how they have ‘banged’ a lot of girls/boys and also commiting acts of vandalism, from spray-painting to breaking things. They think they are the kings/queens of the world and wants everyone to respect that and the worst thing is, they sometimes succeed.
Bob: Look over there. It’s the Cool and Funny Kids.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.
by CozzaExtreme January 14, 2019
 Get the Cool and Funny Kidsmug.
Get the Cool and Funny Kidsmug. A female that is all the opposite of the stereotype labels given to females that are annoying. Sometimes described as one of the guys in a non butch, lesbian or dykish way.
Billy Bob, "I met this girl last night that I might want to hang out with again. She's fun, isn't needy, independent, isn't all into herself and looks good too." Billy Bob's Friend, "Well she sounds like a pretty cool bitch."
by alwaysabadgirl August 18, 2011
 Get the Pretty Cool Bitchmug.
Get the Pretty Cool Bitchmug. 1) Question: "What do you think of my new guitar?"
Response: "Cool Balls!"
2) "Cool Balls...I've just won twenty quid"
Response: "Cool Balls!"
2) "Cool Balls...I've just won twenty quid"
by Ryan Carter October 25, 2007
 Get the Cool Ballsmug.
Get the Cool Ballsmug. Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message. 
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
 Get the Cool Story Hanselmug.
Get the Cool Story Hanselmug. by The Josher April 21, 2006
 Get the Coolest Coolmug.
Get the Coolest Coolmug. by BiZzY September 30, 2003
 Get the cool-azzmug.
Get the cool-azzmug.