mike jones

Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)

He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
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wisp jone

Total inebriation having a good time with good people. It is typically seen as a snapchat story caption.
by devilscharger21 March 18, 2016
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Donnie Jones

Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker
Did you see Donnie Jones with his new girl?

Yeah she’s a whale!!!
by guardchat April 23, 2024
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dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones
by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022
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Jim Jones

A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also wanted to create a congregation where everyone (all walks of life and backgrounds) was welcome, which sounds good in a pretentious way, though reality is never quite the utopia it seems to be in someone's imagination.
The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming more and more like that of Jim Jones, where nobody could question (or stand up to) her without getting arrested for being a hater, but meanwhile she could laugh at everyone else and live by double standards of her own while teasing everybody else about theirs when nobody was watching, and that was fine. Everybody else's authoritie could be questioned but hers.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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Jone

slang for a person, place, or thing
Pass me that jone
by ClownCollege November 16, 2021
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curtis jones jr

boy with big ass lips, his friends drag him by his lips in his hawk hall class , he says marist girl basketball team is trash , brooke says he’s trash at basketball , he’s always depressed but somehow got a girlfriend . You CAN’T comb his hair what so ever. THAT BITCH NAPPY!!!
Look it’s Curtis jones jr he’s lips hang from his mouth .
by Curtis Jones Jr November 22, 2021
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