(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
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A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
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Get the St. John's jaw mug.1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.
2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.
2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
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Boy: What?! No! Sts, you know I only love you.
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Friend 1: YAS WE'LL GO TO VEGAS MEET CHICKS AND HAVE A BLAST WOO!!
Friend 2: *facepalms* sts, we aren't going anywhere.
Boy: What?! No! Sts, you know I only love you.
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Friend 1: YAS WE'LL GO TO VEGAS MEET CHICKS AND HAVE A BLAST WOO!!
Friend 2: *facepalms* sts, we aren't going anywhere.
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