speed worm

An infant that won't stop squirming and wiggling to get where they want to go.

Baby Nina is a savage and won't stop trying to get across the floor. She's a speed worm.

by Jfeet August 9, 2021

speed lizard

(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)

you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.

by tranley corq September 6, 2021

Speed run

YA GOTA GO FAST!

"My names dream, and I'm going to speed run Minecraft"

by FakeDream123 September 16, 2021

Speed

Fess on a Stooge

Wow he’s so speed

by DEEIF September 19, 2021

speedable

Ability to run

Trynna dash but he ain’t speedable

by Kreek September 20, 2021

speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.

“Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”

by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021

Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021