Smieph

to cum on yourself

Holy shit your smiephing skills are amazing

by pornobeck October 11, 2008

sizemic chin

"double, triple, quadruple, or oct chin"

"Person flanted their sizemic chin"

by noixz January 15, 2009

Smazed

Definition #1
The effect of one smoking marajuana and also being under the influence of cocaine.
smacked+blazed=smazed

Definition #2
Something spectacular, or wonderful.
(similar to the slang use of "legit")

D1:
"Dude, I was so smazed at that concert last night!"

D2:
"Dude, that shit is smazed"

by Skwirl of Death April 5, 2009

sizenet

A derogatory comment on someone telling them they are inferior for any reason; something which is less than a pleb.

Sammy completely failed her driver's test, she is a sizenet.
OR

You sizenet! Why did you just kick my dog?

by JediGingerNinger February 9, 2010

smile-aggy

to be extremely happy and smiley

everytime he calls i cant help it but be all smile-aggy

by drewl bacon June 22, 2010

Smile

N: a cigarette
V: smoking a cigarette

Lindsey: Can I bum a smile?
Jeff: Ya, I was just thinking about smiling.
Lindsey: We must be on the same smile schedule!

by Soonerface August 30, 2010

skizee

A motorized device used by the extremely lazy who wish to cross country ski.

Look! That douchebag has a skizee!

by skizeelover! January 24, 2011