sleeve slap

To slap someone in the face with your sleeve.

Rupert lost his arms in a lawn mower accident, so I picked a fight with him knowing that the worst he could do is sleeve slap me.

by mikeydamik April 21, 2011

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser

Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!

by Poguer July 16, 2008

Passport Slap

To take ones passport, and slap somebody with it.

As Seen On 'A Big Package For You.'

David: "Ahhhh the passport slap... Jeff cant slap for shit... Jeff is a pussy"
*Jeff Slaps David*
David: "Ooooh... I’m gonna kick his fucking ass"

by TriggerHappy. March 29, 2007

Slap-a-Rock

the act of when someone messes up or just isnt being smoothe. This is also when someone drops or spills something

(after someone spills a drink) Man, you did not just Slap-a-Rock.

by J-moff March 30, 2007

gimp-slap

When someone dumber than you or just less of a person gets the upper hand in a situation.

Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!

Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.

by Troy H March 31, 2007

cream slap

Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.

She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.

by ah in oh March 16, 2008