Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.

by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 08, 2009

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 05, 2016

cream slap

Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.

She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.

by ah in oh March 11, 2008

SLAP stan

acronym standing for Sounds Like A Plan, Stan.

Guy: "We're going to the football game tomorrow night."
Guy 2: "SLAP stan."

by ChrisClassic March 24, 2010

gimp-slap

When someone dumber than you or just less of a person gets the upper hand in a situation.

Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!

Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.

by Troy H March 26, 2007

Slap-Vaughan

While dick-slapping you fellow male friend while asleep as a joke you obtain an accidental erection but non deterred you continue, but eventualy spunk in his face, enjoying the deviant act.

Matthew Slap-Vaughan'd his unexpectant guest

by King Luke August 08, 2009