Sam Dick

It is absolutely tiny and it can not be sucked. Too small for any sexual pleasure.

He has a Sam Dick, it is micro.

by Master Dook June 16, 2021

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Sam taylor

At first Sam seems to be a genuinely good guy with good intentions, but behind his fake exterior he is just a menacing dog that will lie, steal and backstab just to get what he wants, and look out because he is known to call rape when he engages in sexual activitys with his mates because he can't handle the fact that he likes some dick. He's just a junky dog

Oh Sam Taylor? Yeah he stole all my shit after he realised my dick was bigger than his

by Methtilldeath June 20, 2019

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sam fat ham

One who practially lives on Ham

Gosh, Sam fat ham must of ate all the ham!

by Wintiyyioi August 9, 2006

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i am sam

1) a film by Jessie Nelson about Sam Dawson (Sean Penn), a man with a development disability, who raises his 7y.o. daughter, Lucy (Dakota Fanning)
2) a quote from sam-i-am, a character from Dr Seuss's book, Green Eggs and Ham

1) that movie with sean penn in it, i am sam, is so sad =(
2)I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

by shalalala November 26, 2006

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5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing

by Speno November 6, 2006

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yosemity sam

the act of having a four some with 3 females and one male. First, the male positions himself on a bed. Two of the females go above him and one is below on the floor giving him head. The male inserts his fingers into the girls buginas above his head then begins to finger them with his two fingers in the position of two guns. Bang bang bang and then its over for all three.

Dude i cant believe I pulled off a yosemity sam the other night, those girls were wild

by ashley jones May 9, 2005

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