When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023

The Arabian shoe tie is a torture method that consists of skinning someone’s foot to expose veins and nerves then carefully tying the veins and nerves like a shoe lace.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.
by Cleveland steamroll guy June 25, 2024

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.
by AMO1980 January 25, 2013

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

by baddie no shoes July 12, 2019

by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021
