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Hawiian Punch

The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.
Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!
by Wilson in Iraq December 16, 2008
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floor punch

The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.
E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.
by Corey L. July 23, 2006
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soccer punch

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball
1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute
by that one umbrella February 24, 2017
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anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.
that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!
by caroline avila August 21, 2011
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fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.
i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.
by dave July 18, 2003
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Punch of Geeks

Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.

Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.
1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.

2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?
by blogtopus April 14, 2010
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Brest-Punched

When you're a girl with boobs too big, and you hit a bump and your boobs hit you in the face.
Why is he laughing so hard?
Oh, his girl hit a bump while driving and got brest-punched
Haaa
by Andy061095 December 25, 2013
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