Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.
Scenario 1
Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!
Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.
*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa
Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.
*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?
Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.
*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-
Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!
Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.
*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa
Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.
*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?
Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.
*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-
by Amish Stalker February 28, 2022
Get the Lizard Personmug. also see new best friend / new favourite person
term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.
term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
Get the new favorite personmug. During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.
During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."
During real interaction:
Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person
Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."
During real interaction:
Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person
Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
by SJJS August 10, 2010
Get the Split personality textermug. by josh downes November 5, 2021
Get the very gay personmug. A situation where one randomly breaks into a dance while they are alone.
Or dancing with one friend under a disco ball to 80's songs.
Also known as P.D.P 's.
Or dancing with one friend under a disco ball to 80's songs.
Also known as P.D.P 's.
I had an amazing P.D.P at my house to Pat Benetar.
Dominique and Kathleen had a Personal Dance party under a disco ball.
Dominique and Kathleen had a Personal Dance party under a disco ball.
by Barbie_Girl May 28, 2006
Get the personal dance partymug. n. ger. Filming such that the video result looks as if it were done through the eyes of the person filming it.
We used first person filming in a tribute movie to the Exies for their new album -- it made the project pretty damn hard.
by RehabbedMacAddict July 17, 2009
Get the first person filmingmug. It's Hitler, George Bush Saddam Hussein all mixed together, used as an insult. It also means you don't exist and your evil.
by oasisxpoison August 23, 2009
Get the imaginary person of doommug.