I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

Free Promo

if u broke and cant afford promo dm @eggplantug on ig

i need some free promo but im broke

just dm @eggplantug

by eggplant underground November 24, 2024

Pinky Promise

A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.

"Dude, fr?"

"Yeah, pinky promise!"

by freshplayaaa December 15, 2024

porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.

*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion

by adamantium_me January 8, 2025

porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.

*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion

by adamantium_me January 8, 2025

Mongolian Promethazine

when Luke.M sips his promethazine during religion while simultaneously flicking his little bean under the desk.

I pulled a Mongolian promethazine in honor of my friend Luke.M

by lukewantsanna January 10, 2025

the promised Neverland season 2

The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.

Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.

by yup-giver January 22, 2025