Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

by Pete My Meat June 14, 2025

poser

Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.

*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*

Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"

Everyone else: "..."

by H8UsCozTheyAnus July 15, 2025

Posebil

A fat Bengali man from Chattogram, Bangladesh. He’s a fan of Barca and Lewandowski. He is obsessed with Harry Kane and Luis Suarez. He spends most of his day on X (Twitter) crying and complaining about various topics.

Do you want to play football? Nah I’m Posebil.

by CryJeet September 15, 2025

Poser

A poser is a little bitch who acts like they know and associate with something(a piece of media) when they really don't know anything about it. They like to make it their whole personality but when you ask them the most simple of questions about it they suddenly can't remember or "interacted with it a looong time ago"

Yeah I know you don't really like anime you trend hopping dick riding dork

"Omg I loooooveeee being emo haha cut my life into pieces!!! Omggg I'm literalllyyyy gonna cut myself hawhahwhaw."
"Oh my god you fucking poser."

by SPYDER234 November 19, 2025

Poseidon’s Fist

When the fat wet pussy grabs a hold and won’t let go.

You better be careful about who you’re raw dogging or you may have to do battle with Poseidon’s Fist.

by Sandusky’s Loofa December 13, 2025

Posetastic

1. Noun. A person that is good at posing for pictures or is highly photogenic with little to no preparation.

2. Combination of the words “pose” and “fantastic” to signify being good a posing for the camera.

Kahliyah, takes great pictures without trying. She is posetastic!

by Coach Val December 31, 2025

Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.

"I'm rick James Bitch!"

by Kremer June 6, 2004