milfnut

a hottie who fucks all the hoes in the school, got a 250 and the engine will explode soon enough, he has his huge horsecock, he gives all the hoes orgasms and his giant "horsecock" is apparently the most painful thing one can experience

girl 1:do u see milfnut on his motorbike?
girl 2:yes omg hes so fucking hot
girl 1:omg i know i wanna ride him like he rides his motorbike

by 69withurmum October 31, 2022

milffort

You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.

Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.

by Tcwilly November 24, 2022

MILFH

mothers i like to fuck hard

person 1: your a milfh
person 2: THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER

by Alupalu November 29, 2022

milftoast

A really boring but attractive soccer mom.

Tammy is so hot but what a bore. She’s milftoast.

by Kimberowski January 6, 2023

milf69luvr

The best kpop stan in the world and the best friend a girl could ask for! the soulmate every gal need.

“Have you seen milf69luvr? thats my gf fr where is she?

by chamblerswidow February 16, 2023

MILFIT

1) A term used to describe an upcoming MILF, who is usually accompanied by a MILFIT Instructor when applying MILF logic/energy

(Note: MILFIT Instructors are also required with MILFITs when within 2 miles of a college campus or beach)
2) A hot woman who is preparing to become a mother.

Person 1: Holy crap! Why’s that girl from school walking with my mom?
Person 2: It’s MILFIT Monday idiot, welcome to Ocean City.

by BeastyB314 July 18, 2023

milfprentice

It is an apprentice M.I.L.F.(Mother I Like to Fuck) She is learning how to be a M.I.L.F. and all that comes with it.

Wow, she is at that ripe milfprentice age.

Honey, you will be my milfprentice and learn all I know.

by Cherryboy88 August 19, 2024