brooke and matthew

Perfect two. There the perfect couple in the world. If you find them hook them up cause they were meant to be.

Dusten & Jenna: is that Brooke and Matthew?? I didn't know they were together

by #luvyabitch March 8, 2017

Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house

Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!

by Namematthew March 8, 2017

Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Matthewing

A hoe ass nigga that do hoe ass shit all the time for no good reason...just cause he/she like being a how....originated from the butler family...also a snitch Bitch

So you took it upon yourself to rat me out even though you weren't arrested.. That's some Matt ass shit man...you matthewing dawg

by Matthewing May 6, 2016

Matthew Mutch

An absolute fucking jew.

Cody looks at Matthew Mutch and says, "What a fucking jew."

by Cody #18 October 7, 2016

Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018