Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023

Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.

Oh god my boyfriends a matthew chong

by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016

Matthew

Matthew's are very charming and calm. Though he can be a bird and a nerdt bag. He has an obsession over feet. His feet smell like parmesan cheese.

Matthew is such a turd bag

by Bird johnson October 25, 2020

Matthew

Matthew.... typically tall . Dying due to monster poisoning . Is likable but jot loveable.

Oh I remember matthew

by Small mileage man October 9, 2022

matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often

damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.

by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020

Matthew

Someone that usually fucks your mom

Matthew fucks your mom

by Matthew909 November 20, 2021

Matthew

Is a man with a mommy kink

"a theres matthew with his mommy kink porn

by Shoxxie October 4, 2022