moo machine

another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025

bondo machine

A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.

Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.

by uggamugga99 November 13, 2017

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

not the machine

a retarded meme of a kid with autism named kaylob saying words such as "not the machine" "lets hide" hey you" "again" over complextro music that became popular amongst the sANDBOX gmod community

alphapro99: NOT THE MACHINE OUT NOW!!!!
me: shut the fuck up that song is retarded as hell

by barrysgod December 1, 2023

dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn

tiktok is a dopamine slot machine

by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024

Shorts Overloading Machines

Shorts Overloading Machines are individuals who engage in the practice of spamming youtube short videos, often in a repetitive or aggressive manner. This can involve repeatedly posting the same short video and reposting other people's shorts without permission. Additionally, some Shorts Overloading Machines may also beg for subscribers by making repeated appeals for subscriptions, using emotionally manipulative or appealing content, or offering incentives such as exclusive access or rewards.

Shorts Overloading Machine 1: You have to subscribe or I'll make your life miserable.
Shorts Overloading Machine 2: *Spams the Same Videos over and over again*
Shorts Overloading Machines

by 27dde January 8, 2023

Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012