Mary Sue

A girl who thinks she's so pretty and perfect; Girl version of Marty Stu.
Julia: omg girls, Alma is such a Mary Sue
Emma: I know right. She's the reason who Julian broke up with Ingrid
Sophie: Oh no, here she comes. Quick, act natural
Alma: Hi girls, like my hair? It's better than yours
Sophie (muttering): What a Mary Sue
by Betty Jo October 14, 2018
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".
1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
by Totus Tuus January 05, 2018
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mary-kate spellman

mary-kate spellman is the official wife (wifi) of ciara hession
why is she obsessed with finn?
she has to be mary-kate spellman
by louistomlinsonnnn October 17, 2021
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Mary M. MacDonald

Daughter and Son of Ronald MacDonald, Yes The clown From the not famous fast-food chain MacDonalds. She has that the ability to climb walls. Is believed that if she climbs Mount Everest she will achieve a power level equal only to the universe herself. Her measured energy levels in the present is can not be measured by any of our modern technology. While she may seem like a menace or could be classified as dangerous, a way to calm her down is by making her realize her low height, or giving her Lemon poppy seed bumtckae.
Ben: Hey Juan, How are you? Have you seen Mary M. MacDonald?
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor

*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
by LeJuanJSZ December 06, 2021
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Mary Poppins

plural for boob, tit, breast
Zach: Hey Jeff, check out the Mary Poppins on that one!
Jeff: I'd love to squeeze 'em together and make a Mary Poppin!
by Rohit Pathak March 24, 2008
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Bloody Mary

It is a sexual move which involves the man having sex with a woman when she is on her period and he fingers and/or fists her asshole as the same time until that bleeds so she is bleeding on him from two different spots.
Hey, Joe did you hear that Brooks gave Mackenzie a bloody mary last night at the party?
Wow that fool is nasty.
by Maximus Padimus June 10, 2010
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Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.
From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
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