long island iced tea

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)
I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.
by kev-dog July 06, 2004
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Danny Long Legs

A mysterious creature not dissimilar to a daddy long legs. Loves fortnite and being mean to meg :((
by BlessedRabbit March 14, 2019
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long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.
roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.
by kirkyyyy January 17, 2021
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long island iced tea

A drink made of 1% sprite/coke and 99% of a variety of liquor. Including: Vodka, Gin, Tequila and Rum. Defiantly a bang for the buck so bottoms up!
by chrisasian45 October 09, 2014
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Fucks with you the long way

Being friends with someone to the fullest extent.
Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?

Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.
by LizzieNC August 17, 2011
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Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.
by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) March 05, 2008
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Long Island Apple Soup

Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.
Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.
by Lil J Flip June 11, 2011
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