by Exmormonnick May 08, 2022
by Exmormonnick May 08, 2022
(verb) to literally get wasted and high, and, as a consequence, go berserk on someone for no apparent reason
don't jump bazinga on me
by Sexydimma February 03, 2020
girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022
The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 08, 2011
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 26, 2013
by Chets Meaty Dildo December 04, 2021